We all have our favourite Christmas songs, from Mariah Carey to the one where the lady is on a drip.
But Christmas also inflicts on the listening public an annual barrage of aural abominations that could make Frosty the Snowman take a sauna. They're appalling, but Christmas wouldn't be the same without them.
Here are the definitive Ten Worst Christmas Songs of All Time.
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